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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 22:57:54 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a tale of some slacking students...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals
they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some
friends.
They had a great time, however, after all the hearty drinking and
partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke
until early Monday morning.
Rather than take the 100 point final then, they decided to find their
professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They
explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to
come to study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back,
didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result
they missed the final.
The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the
final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied
that night and went in the next day at the time the Professor had told
them.
He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet
and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth only 5
points, something simple about free radical formation.
"Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room,
"this is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem, and then turned the page. On the second page
was written:
(For 95 points): Which tire?
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