Grandma's Connected...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:59:21 +0100


Hiya All...

It's amazing who's online these days...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Grandma's Connected
 
In the not too distant past - I remember very well -
Grandmas tended to their knitting, and their cookies were just swell.
 
They were always at the ready, when you needed some advice.
And their sewing (I can tell you) was available - and nice.
 
Well, Grandma's not deserted you.  She dearly loves you still.
You just won't find her cooking, but she's right there at the till.
 
She thinks about you daily -  you haven't been forsook.
Your photos are quite handy, in her Pentium notebook.
 
She scans your artwork now though, and combines it with cool sounds,
to make electronic greetings. She prints pictures by the pounds.
 
She's right there when you need her, you really aren't alone.
She's out now with her 'puter pals, but she took her new cellphone.
 
You can also leave a message on her answering machine;
or page her at the fun meet. She's been there since nine fifteen.
 
Yes, the world's a very different place, there is no doubt of that.
So "E" her from her web page, or join her in a chat.

She's joined the electronic age, and it really seems to suit her.
So don't expect the same old gal, cause Grandma's gone "Computer".
 

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