The Loony Bin
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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:55:33 +0100
Hiya People...
If you've ever been lost for words, here are some suggestions...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
10 SNAPPY THINGS TO SAY TO "SPECIAL" CO-WORKERS
1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into
your blighted and retarded world-view.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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