Marriage...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:41:09 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a bit of a bull story...sent in by Kathleen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A man takes his wife to the stock show at the Royal Agricultural Winter
Fair. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. 

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50
times last year." 

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
You could learn from him." 

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
times last year." 

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last
year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one too."

They go to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times
last year." 

The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "Wow! He mated 365 times last
year! That's once a day! You could really learn from this one." 

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times
with the same old cow."


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