The Loony Bin
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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:07:09 +0100
Hiya Folks...
What would life have been like if Micro$oft had been around in the
Middle Ages...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Top Differences in the Middle Ages
if Microsoft Had Existed Then
10. Chastity belts require a password rather than a key.
9. Last year's pitchfork not compatible with this year's hay.
8. The "Good Plague" hoax.
7. Horses routinely stop in mid-stride, and require a boot to the rear
to start again.
6. The Microsoft Rack would work, but it would be 3 times larger than
it should be and never completely kill anyone.
5. Forget about William Tell; William Gates shoots Apple off the head
of Steve Jobs.
4. Use of a large, clumsy broadsword instead of yet-to-be-invented
scissors helps explain Lord Bill's haircut.
3. Archbishop of Canterbury gets hit in the face with a pie.
2. Stained Glass Windows MCCCXXXXV actually not released until Spring
of MCCCXXXXVI.
1. The Y1K bug threatens to cripple high-tech industries, like
stonemasonry and weaving.
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