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Tue, 29 Jun 1999 01:46:12 +0100
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Hiya All...
Here's a Pope and a President working out their differences...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President
Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for
two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting
news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a
resounding success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters
they discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the White
House to be with his family.
A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his statement. He looked
tired, discouraged and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his
meeting with the President was a failure.
Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, President Clinton
just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed
on 80% of the items discussed".
Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking about the Ten
Commandments."
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