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Sun, 25 Apr 1999 01:24:28 +0100
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Hiya All...
This one's about a popular dog...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One autumn day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which
was followed by a man slowly walking along, followed by a dog and then
about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked
him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked him who was in the second hearse.
"My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
Bill thought about this for a while.
Finally, he asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
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