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Thu, 8 Apr 1999 03:34:40 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's what happened when an attorney was questioning a police
officer...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony
trial - it went like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description
of the offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a
locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes
in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR
LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share
with those officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and
sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
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