Attorney in Court...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 8 Apr 1999 03:34:40 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

Here's what happened when an attorney was questioning a police
officer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony
trial - it went like this:

Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description
of the offender running several blocks away.

Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.

Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.

Q: WITH YOUR LIFE?  Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a
locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes
in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.

Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.

Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.

Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR
LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share
with those officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and
sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.


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