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Sun, 28 Mar 1999 20:53:53 +0100
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Hiya All...
So what's Bill Gates up to this time...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Top 12 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates
12> "Beverly Hills 90210.2" - Bill is scammed out of his billions by a
midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan, who
somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the
Peach Pit.
11> "Ally McBill" - When Bill makes fun of the new attorney's micro-
miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars.
10> "The Brady Bunch" - Marsha doesn't think her new boyfriend, Bill, is
so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade stand out of
business.
9> "One's Company" - Deciding that less company is best for him, zany
Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement.
8> "Petticoat Junction" - The 3 girls from Hooterville make plans to
seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when
they hear the words "micro" and "soft."
7> "That 70's Show" - When Bill gets his first summer job programming
in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
6> "Mork & Mindy" - Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth.
5> "Love Boat" - The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to
yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice
Department.
4> "Everybody Loves Bill" - Bill begins to suspect that people love him
for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and
the guy who married Martha Raye
3> "I Dream of Billy" - Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who
offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!"
2> "Billigan's Island" - Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get
the castaways off the island - but it keeps crashing!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates...
1> "Family Matters" - Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like
if he had been born Caucasian.
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