The Loony Bin
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Tue, 23 Mar 1999 02:50:46 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Have you ever forgotten an anniversary...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
"I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as
he made his way out the front door.
The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: "Of course I
do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to
catch the bus for work.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was
handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates
arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman
couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had
recovered what could have been a very bad situation.
His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates
and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful
Groundhog Day in my life!"
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