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Wed, 10 Mar 1999 02:15:45 +0000
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Hiya People...
How do you eat yours...???...This comes from Leanne...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Oreo Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which of
the following best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally
irresponsible. No-one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
meticulous in every detail of everything you do to the point of being
anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if
you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always
have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental
breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do
you good.
5. Dunked.
Everyone likes you because you are always up-beat. You like to sugar-
coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good
ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You
have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things
apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back
together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny
your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and
exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you
want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack
feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok,
you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help -
immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and
go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to
be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
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