The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Dec 1998 14:38:36 +0000
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Hiya All...
Perhaps this could explain why so many condoms are unpredictable...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex
products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the
'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the
guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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