The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.com
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Fri, 4 Dec 1998 17:01:28 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
Hiya People...
Here we go again with MicroSoft...what would it be like if they
ran a restaurant...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant
(G)uest: Waiter!
(W)aiter: Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server
tonight. Your stay may be monitored for quality
control reasons. First, may I have your address
and phone number? Good, now what can I do for
you?
G: There's a fly in my soup.
W: Leave the restaurant and come back in. Possibly
the fly will not be there the next time.
G: No, the fly is still there...
W: Maybe you are eating the soup incorrectly, try
it with the fork.
G: Even if I use the fork, the fly is still there!
W: Does the dish fit the soup? what kind of dish
are you using?
G: A SOUP DISH!
W: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a
configuration problem. How was the soup dish
delivered?
G: You brought the soup dish on a serving dish, but
what does that have to do with the fly in my
soup?
W: Can you remember everything, before you realized
there was a fly in your soup?
G: I sat down and ordered the soup of the day.
W: Have you considered switching to the latest soup
of the day?
G: You have more then one soup of the day?
W: Yes, we change the soup of the day hourly.
G: Ok, what is the current soup of the day?
W: The current soup of the day is tomato soup.
G: Great, bring me the current soup of the day and
the check - I'm running late by now...
The waiter brings the soup and the check.
W: Here is the soup and the check.
G: But that is potato soup?
W: Yes, the tomato soup got delayed by about 6
months while we try to remove some lumps...
G: Fine, I'm so hungry, I'll eat the potato soup...
The waiter leaves
G: Waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup!
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