Pumpkins and Men...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 11 Nov 1998 11:11:18 +0000


The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/

Hiya People...

Here's a list of reasons why pumpkins are better than men...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
For Halloween this year, consider how your very own pumpkin may
beat out boyfriends and husband!!
 
Why Pumpkins are better than Men:
 
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
 
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to
greet you with a smile.
 
3. One usually makes a better pie.
 
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
 
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
face.
 
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him
out.
 
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled
head to begin with.
 
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.


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