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Mon, 14 Sep 1998 10:22:55 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... Here are some of the things women have said... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- ELEVEN MORE TOP ONE-LINERS FROM WOMEN 1. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson] 2. "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." [Gilda Radner] 3. "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." [Margaret Thatcher] 4. "If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary." [Margaret Atwood] 5. "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." [Gloria Steinhem] 6. "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." [Gloria Steinhem] 7. "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." [Marie Corelli] 8. "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." [Baroness Edith Summerskill] 9. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" [Linda Ellerbee] 10. "Men ...The rich are always married to women who would buy toilet tissue from DKNY...while the real cute, adorable, superb body, good looking ones will be in a tight black top showing off their body holding their boyfriend's hand." [Priscilla Patrick] 11. "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." [Zsa Zsa Gabor] ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/