The Loony Bin
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Sat, 22 Aug 1998 20:27:06 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ------------------------ ListBot Sponsor Message ------------------------ Start your own FREE Email List! ...for your family, company, club, class, team, or any group! Discussion and moderated lists now supported. http://www.listbot.com/links/free ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiya All... Exactly how clever do you have to be to go on a game show...???...let's find out... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the "Family Fortunes" TV show in the UK. *Name something a blind person might use - A sword *Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon *Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell *Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar *Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde *Name a dangerous race - The Arabs *Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse *Name something that floats in the bath - Water *Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair *Name something Red - My cardigan *Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers *Name a famous royal - Mail *Name a number you have to memorize - 7 *Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep *Name something you put on walls - Roofs *Name something in the garden that's green - Shed *Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings *Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing *Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters *Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet *Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate *Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog *Name something associated with the police - Pigs *Name a sign of the zodiac - April *Name something slippery - A con-man *Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish *Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato *Name a jacket potato topping - Jam *Name a famous Scotsman - Jock *Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones *Name something with a hole in it - Window *Name a non-living object with legs - Plant *Name a domestic animal - Leopard *Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee *Name a way of cooking fish - Cod *Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels ----------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via ListBot. To remove yourself from this list, please visit http://www.listbot.com/remove.html or send mail to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Mailing List At http://listbot.com/ -----------------------------------------------------------------