Family Fortunes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 22 Aug 1998 20:27:06 +0100


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Hiya All...

Exactly how clever do you have to be to go on a game
show...???...let's find out...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the
"Family Fortunes" TV show in the UK.


*Name something a blind person might use -  A sword
*Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
*Name a bird with a long neck -  Naomi Campbell
*Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
*Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
*Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
*Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
*Name something that floats in the bath - Water
*Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
*Name something Red - My cardigan
*Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
*Name a famous royal - Mail
*Name a number you have to memorize - 7
*Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
*Name something you put on walls - Roofs
*Name something in the garden that's green - Shed
*Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine  - A 
        bicycle with wings
*Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
*Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
*Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
*Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
*Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
*Name something associated with the police - Pigs
*Name a sign of the zodiac - April
*Name something slippery - A con-man
*Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
*Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
*Name a jacket potato topping -  Jam
*Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
*Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
*Name something with a hole in it -  Window
*Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
*Name a domestic animal - Leopard
*Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
*Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
*Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels


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