The Loony Bin
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Sat, 22 Aug 1998 20:08:24 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ------------------------ ListBot Sponsor Message ------------------------ NEED AN ESCAPE? WIN A GRAND CAYMAN GETAWAY! Act now! Sweepstakes ends soon. Enter to win six glorious days in the Caribbean. Enter to win by visiting: http://myexcitesweeps.preferences.com/cgi-bin/Cayman/start.cgi?bit=Listbot:email ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiya Folks... Here's a chili story for you...don't read it while you're eating...or after eating...or maybe even before eating... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Mr. Park enters a diner for lunch. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. The waitress comes to take his order and he says, "I would like a bowl of cold chili." "I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. "I'll just have coffee then," Mr. Park says. After a while, he notices that the guy next to him (who got the last bowl of cold chili) is finishing a rather large meal and the chili is still there. So, he asks, "Are you going to eat that bowl of chili?" The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "No, but you can have it for free." So he takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a maggot-infested dead rat in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. "That's about as far as I got," observed the other man. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via ListBot. To remove yourself from this list, please visit http://www.listbot.com/remove.html or send mail to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Mailing List At http://listbot.com/ -----------------------------------------------------------------