Chili...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 22 Aug 1998 20:08:24 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's a chili story for you...don't read it while you're
eating...or after eating...or maybe even before eating...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Mr. Park enters a diner for lunch. He notices that the special
of the day is cold chili. The waitress comes to take his order
and he says, "I would like a bowl of cold chili."

"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says
the waitress.

"I'll just have coffee then," Mr. Park says.

After a while, he notices that the guy next to him (who got the
last bowl of cold chili) is finishing a rather large meal and
the chili is still there.

So, he asks, "Are you going to eat that bowl of chili?"

The other man replies, "No."

"Would you sell it to me?"

"No, but you can have it for free."

So he takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. 

When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a
maggot-infested dead rat in the bowl and pukes the chili back
into the bowl.

"That's about as far as I got," observed the other man.


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