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Tue, 21 Jul 1998 22:50:06 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a story about a new stewardess...a *blonde* new
stewardess...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in
another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the
stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the
day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew
which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering
what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said
she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here,"
she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has
a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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