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Thu, 2 Jul 1998 17:16:48 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's a bit of a breakdown in communications...sent in by
Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There was this construction worker, Steve, on the 3rd floor of
this unfinished building. Steve needed a hand saw but was too
lazy to go down and get it himself. So he tried to call to his
fellow worker, Joe, on the ground to get it for him, but Joe
could not hear a word he said.
So Steve started to give signs to Joe so that Joe could
understand him.
First Steve pointed to his eyes (meaning "I"), then pointed at
his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back and forth
describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, Joe started shaking his head like he understood and
dropped his pants and started to jack off.
Steve got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling
at Joe, "You idiot, I was trying to say, 'I need a hand saw!'"
Joe replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I'm
coming..."
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