Playboy Intelligence...

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Thu, 19 Feb 1998 18:52:28 +0000

Hiya Folks...

Here Alan contributes an insight into the Playmate mind...

Wishes & Dreams...


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A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini ('96 Playmate of the
Year) and Stacey Sanchez ('97 Playmate of the Year) for a morning of
sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their latest
calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to demonstrate
how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for young women to stay up
on current affairs.  

The ladies' answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but the bit did prove
that you don't have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash!  Love
him or hate him, you have to appreciate Howard's sense of the absurd.

Q: Who is the President of Russia?
 Julie: "Gorbachev"
 Stacey: "Gretzky"
 (correct answer: Boris Yeltsin)

Q: Define the meaning of NAACP.
 Julie: "Something, something, for Certified Pianists"
 Stacey: "It's some kind of police organization."
 (correct answer: National Association for the Advancement of Colored 

Q: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
 Julie: "I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can't remember the
 lightbulb guy."
 Stacey: "I don't know."
 (correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone 

Q: Who is the Speaker of the House?
 Julie: "Gore something-or-other."
 Stacey: "Bill Clinton."
 (correct answer: Newt Gingrich.  For the benefit of international 
 readers, Al "Gore" is the U.S. Vice President, "Bill Clinton" is
 the President. )

Q: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
 Julie: "I don't know."
 Stacey: "Certified Investigation Association."
 (correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency)

Q: What is the center of our solar system?
 Julie: "The Equator"
 Stacey: "The Moon"
 (correct answer: The Sun)

Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard  switched
to what he termed "industry related" questions:

 Q: What do the initials "DK" stand for?
 A: both knew it was fashion designer "Donna Karan."

 Q: What is "Cristal?"
 A: both knew it was an elite champagne

 Q: What car company has a model known as a "911?"
 A: both knew it was Porsche

 Q: Who's face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
 A: both knew it was Ben Franklin