The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 23 Oct 1997 13:24:03 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks... How do you know if you're dating a hockey player...???...thanks to Alan, now we can all find out... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Top 15 Signs You're Dating a Hockey Player 15> Eating the last Fig Newton gets you bodychecked into the fridge. 14> He's very sensitive on the topic of "stick curvature." 13> When eating steak, asks you to chew it for him. 12> After going out, makes you line up and shake hands with all his ex-girlfriends. 11> Constantly gets the urge to whack "Whiskers" out the cat door with a broom. 10> It's bad enough he consummates lovemaking by shouting, "He scores!" -- was it really necessary to install the red light above his bed? 9> During arguments he sends you to the penalty box for "2 minutes for pissing me off." 8> Her name is Olga, she's built like Stallone, and she starts a fight at least once per period. 7> He refuses to valet park the Zamboni. 6> For breakfast, he hands each kid a spoon and tosses an Eggo in the middle of the table. 5> For your anniversary, gives you a charm bracelet made of his teeth. 4> When he tries to "Marv Albert" your back, there's absolutely no danger of him breaking the skin. 3> Demanded credit for an assist when you slept with his best friend. 2> Favorite Restaurant: Dinner in a Blender and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Hockey Player... 1> Talks funny and likes to beat up people, but doesn't come from Alabama. -------------------<< Advertisement >>------------------- Superior connectivity. World class hosting. Astra Labs WebHosting - http://www.astraweb.com ---------------------------------------------------------