Dyslexic Nurse...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:49:26 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

What chaos could a dyslexic nurse cause...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The tale of Nurse Jenny...

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Jenny.  

"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said
one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!" 

The second doctor said, "That's nothing.  Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.  She tried to give him 24
enemas in one hour!  The guy nearly exploded!" 

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall:  

"Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny
to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


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