The Loony Bin
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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 02:02:11 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
In this one the Oracle advises what to do if you work in IT but are
neither geek nor guru...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Oh most RAM-abundant Oracle whose chips have more MIPS and whose hard
> disk is never scuzzy and never goes floppy...
>
> I've been working in the computer industry for 8.5 years now, and I'm
> doing reasonably well, but my problem is that I'm just not cool enough
> to be a guru, and not nerdy enough to be a geek. What should I do?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Your qualifications are a textbook case for MANAGEMENT.
}
} You owe the Oracle a raise.