Acronyms...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:58:53 +0100


Hiya People...

Alan sent these in...Some of these have been round before, but some are
new...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
     
Acronyms explained
     
PCMCIA  -  People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
     
ISDN  -  It Still Does Nothing
     
APPLE  -  Arrogance Produced Profit Losing Entity
     
SCSI  -  System Can't See It
     
DOS  -  Defunct Operating System
     
BASIC  -  Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
     
IBM  -  I Blame Microsoft
     
DEC  -  Do Expect Cuts
     
CD-ROM  -  Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
     
OS/2  -  Obsolete Soon, Too
     
WWW  -  World Wide Wait
     
MACINTOSH  -  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs