The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:10:44 +0100
Hiya All... Winston Churchill was noted for many things...including his biting wit... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- My favorite Churchill quote is the one where he was at a large house party and was chatting up some Duchess or another and was already quite, shall we say toasty. He looked at her and asked: "Madam, would you sleep with me for, say, a million pounds." She paused and responded: "Well, Sir Winston, I believe I would." "How about for ten pounds?" The aristocratic lady was horrified. "Sir Winston!" she gasped. "What kind of woman do you think I am?" To which, Churchill smiled and replied: "Madam, we have already settled that question. Now all we're doing is haggling over price!"