Winston Churchill Quotes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:10:44 +0100


Hiya All...

Winston Churchill was noted for many things...including his biting
wit...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

My favorite Churchill quote is the one where he was at a large house
party and was chatting up some Duchess or another and was already quite,
shall we say toasty.

He looked at her and asked:

"Madam, would you sleep with me for, say, a million pounds."

She paused and responded:

"Well, Sir Winston, I believe I would."

"How about for ten pounds?"

The aristocratic lady was horrified.

"Sir Winston!" she gasped. "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

To which, Churchill smiled and replied:

"Madam, we have already settled that question. Now all we're doing is
haggling over price!"