More Tech Support...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 30 Jul 1997 19:05:49 +0100


Hiya People...

Here are some more things you wish that tech support wouldn't say...sent
in by Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support


12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

10> "So -- what are you wearing?"

 9> "Duuuuuude!  Bummer!"

 8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
     Cap'n."

 7> "Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
     Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

 6> "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
     a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

 5> "I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that."

 4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

 3> "Hold on a second...  Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

 2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

 1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."