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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:39:18 +0100
Hiya All...
Here's an odd little advertising gag...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A woman is picked up by famous basketball player in a bar.
They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He
removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm
is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him
about it.
He says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and
Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg.
He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed
on his penis. She jumps back with shock.
"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".