The Loony Bin
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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:20:36 +0100
Hiya People... How do you know when you're really, really drunk...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone up so he takes off his shoes and starts to tip toe up the stairs. Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn't have been so bad except that he had a couple of empty pint bottle in his back pockets that broke and the broken glass carved up his rear end terribly. But he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror and sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. He repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances and went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, his rear was hurting and he was hunkering under the covers, trying to think of a good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied one on last night, " she said,"where did you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers." "A couple of beers? That's a laugh. You were plastered last night, so where did you go?" she inquired. "What makes you so sure that I got drunk last night anyway?" "Well, she replied, "My first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of BandAids stuck to the mirror!"