The Loony Bin
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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:17:32 +0100
Hiya All... Here's a story about some Mexican banditos that just can't tell the gringos apart... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Two Mexicans (Pedro and Jose) are sitting in a crowded bar in Mexico:(insert accent were applicable) "Hey Pedro, you see that gringo with zee black hat...?" "Mmmmm.. No Jose, they are all wearing black hats...!" Jose thinks about this for a while... "Hey Pedro, you see that gringo with zee black boots and silver spurs...?" "Mmmm...No Jose, they are all wearing black boots wiz silver spurs man...!" Jose thinks about this for a while... "Hey Pedro, you see that gringo with zee silver handguns and pearl grips...?" "Mmmm... No Jose, they are all wearing siver handguns with zee pearl handgrips...!" At this point Jose becomes extremely exasperated so he stands up, draws his gun and starts killing everybody in the bar. Eventually after all the smoke clears and the screams die down, there is only the barman (who later told this story), Pedro, Jose and a man wearing a black hat with black boots and a pair of silver handguns with pearl hangrips left alive. "Hey Pedro, you see that gringo with thee black hat and zee boots with thee silver spurs...?" "Si, Si Jose, I see heem now...!" "Some day, I'm gonna kill that sunna uva bitch gringo!!"