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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 21:44:31 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here are a collection of short jokes involving parents and their
children...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A member of congress said to his son, "In the first place, my son,
honesty is the best policy. However, if you study the law carefully,
you'll be astonished at some of the things that are considered honest.
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A child came home from Sunday school and told his mother that he had
learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear name "Gladly". It took his
mother awhile before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly, The
Cross I'd Bear."
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A little boy prayed and prayed to God for a bike. But, then, he realized
that God doesn't work that way. So, he stole a bike and prayed for
forgiveness.
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A kid got separated from his parents at the beach and asked a lifeguard
to help find them. He said, "I don't know kid, there are so many places
they could hide."
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Jesus, Joseph, and Mary were doing chores around their home in Nazareth
when suddenly, Jesus ran outside to Joseph, and asked, "Did you call
me?"
"No, I'm sorry," Joseph replied, "I just hit my thumb with the hammer
again."
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"Gimme a double whiskey!" the little 12 year old boy yelled to the
barmaid as he entered the saloon.
"Do you want to get me in trouble?!!" she asked.
The lad replied, "Maybe later, but right now -- I just want a drink."
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One night a father was helping his son with his homework. The father
asked "What is the Gross National Product?".
The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach!?".