The Loony Bin
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Thu, 22 May 1997 00:16:00 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a story about trying to get a bargain...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening.
Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.
When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes
a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps
back into bed with the hooker and commences a repeat performance.
The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When
finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a
deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back
into bed with the hooker and starts again.
The hooker is amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter, she
decides to try it herself. So when they are done she jumps up, goes over
to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, then dives under the
bed, and finds ..... 4 Chinese men.