The Loony Bin
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Wed, 21 May 1997 23:47:43 +0100
Hiya People... This one's from Richard... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A blind rabbit was travelling through the jungle when he stumbled across a blind snake. The snake said "Who are you?" and the rabbit replied "I don't know because I'm blind. Who are you?" The snake said "I don't know who I am because I'm blind also. But I've got an idea. Let's both feel each other. You can tell me what I'm like and what I am, and I can do likewise for you." "Good idea", said the rabbit. "I'll go first," said the snake "I can feel that you've got soft fur, long droopy ears and a bobtail. You must be a rabbit." "Oh, that's nice, said the rabbit. "Let me feel you now. Ah yes, I can feel that you've got slit eyes and long fangs, and that you're slithery and slippery. I know, you must be a lawyer."