The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:13:28 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are some more of those one-liners that we had last time... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- - Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and log out - Error 109: Error 108 - ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:! - Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither - Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades - File not found. Nobody leave the room! - Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans - Honey, I Formatted The Kid! - I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!' - I wish life had a scroll-back buffer - Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue - Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key - JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups. - Life's too short to use a slow modem - LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality - Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]? - MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'? - Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]? - MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead? - On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994 - Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. - Out of paper on drive D: - Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape - Real_men_don't_need_spacebars. - REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ? - Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope) - The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. - The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'. - The world is coming to an end-please log off. - There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately. - This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years - Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others - Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble! - Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason - User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain. - Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS - Will Write Login Scripts For Food - Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645 - Windows 8783837773.2c! We finaly got it right.(Bill Gates) - Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem - WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes - WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows. - Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk - Machines should work. People should think.