More Programmer "one liners"...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:13:28 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here are some more of those one-liners that we had last time...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


 -  Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and 
    log out
 -  Error 109: Error 108
 -  ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
 -  Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
 -  Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
 -  File not found. Nobody leave the room!
 -  Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
 -  Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
 -  I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!'
 -  I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
 -  Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
 -  Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
 -  JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
 -  Life's too short to use a slow modem
 -  LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
 -  Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]? 
 -  MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'?
 -  Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
 -  MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
 -  On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
 -  Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
 -  Out of paper on drive D:
 -  Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
 -  Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
 -  REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
 -  Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
 -  The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
 -  The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'.
 -  The world is coming to an end-please log off.
 -  There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
 -  This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
 -  Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others
 -  Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
 -  Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
 -  User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
 -  Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
 -  Will Write Login Scripts For Food
 -  Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
 -  Windows 8783837773.2c! We finaly got it right.(Bill Gates)
 -  Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
 -  WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
 -  WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
 -  Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
 -  Machines should work. People should think.