The Loony Bin
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Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:03:52 +0100
Hiya All... Here's one from Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A note from Alan: You may have to modify this to suit the universities of your choice, but it suits the Lower Mainland quite nicely. In case anyone asks, Trinity Western is a Christian university, UBC is the big one in Vancouver, and SFU is the runt on the hill in Burnaby (where Shelley and I got our BSc's from). I suppose BCIT could've been used just as well. ---------- Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom. The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular, "At Trinity Western, I learned to be clean and sanitary." The man then left the bathroom in a cloud of self-satisfaction. The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular,"At UBC, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious." He then strode from the bathroom with a purposeful air. The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "Unlike the other two, at SFU, I learned NOT to pee on my hands."