Sunday school...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:04:43 +0100


Hiya All...

Here a young lad tells his mother what he learned at Sunday School...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in
Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on
a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt."

"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge
and all the people walked across safely."

"Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked. 

"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did,  you'd never
believe it!"