The Loony Bin
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Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:00:44 +0000
Hiya People...
It's time to make fun of the lawyers again...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked
him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well,
it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What
are you doing here?"
The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in
Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood
insurance proceeds."
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how do you start a flood?"