The Loony Bin
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Thu, 20 Feb 1997 17:57:48 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's another of those strange tales - where do they all come
from...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two bums decided to go bar hopping. To their dismay, they only have 10
dollars between the two of them.
"Hey I got this idea" said the first bum. "Let's go buy a dildo, and
once we've drunk a few beers, you place the dildo between your legs and
I'll pretend I'm giving you head. For sure they'll throw us out, then
we don't have to pay anything."
"Great idea", said the 2nd bum.
So after a few rounds of beer in the 1st bar, they proceeded with their
plan. Indeed they were thrown out and did not have to pay for the tab.
After being thrown out of 5 bars, the first bum said "<hic> Lets's call
it a night. I'm dead drunk. Give me the dildo and we'll do it again
tomorrow."
The 2nd drunk answered, "<hic> Sorry, I lost the dildo...<hic>...when
they threw us out of the 1st bar."