The Loony Bin
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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:39:29 +0000
Hiya All... Here's some news from the States... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- >From TIME Magazine Daily: Very Happy Meals MONROE, Conn: A burger at McDonald's isn't complete without fries and a Coke. And for a few customers at this town's Golden Arches, nothing compliments the trio better than a nice big bag of pot. In a bust sure to wipe the perpetual smile off Ronald McDonald's face, a 19-year-old employee of the burger joint was arrested today for selling marijuana in Happy Meals. Mence Powell, who manned the restaurant's drive-through window, was taken into custody after selling undercover officers a burger, fries, soda and a side of weed on five separate occasions. Police said Powell pulled the scam by arranging deals in advance. After an order was placed, customers would then head to the drive-through window to complete the transaction. "I don't know how he could think that he could do this and continue to get away with it," said Police Captain Daniel Wall. --January 30, 1997 Submitted by: Yiftach Levy @ usa.net \\|// (o o) THE ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ~~~~~~~~~~~~oOOo~(_)~oOOo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steve Willoughby's E-mail: HOW TO SUBSCRIBE (It's FREE): ---------------------------- -------------------------------- oracle@synapse.net To subscribe to the Oracle's mail list send a message with only the word SUBSCRIBE in the body (not the subject) of the message to: humour-list-request@lists.synapse.net WWW Site: ------------- http://www.synapse.net/~oracle/Contents/HumorArch.html Copyright Information: ------------------------- Steven Willoughby is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece. The work has been submitted to him as an item for the humor mailing list, and he has approved it based solely upon its humor content. The list is nonprofit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~