The Loony Bin
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Sun, 2 Feb 1997 00:54:59 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's another one of those risque ones...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There was a man who had just gotten married and was spending his
wedding night with his new wife in a very posh hotel. It was to be the
first time that he had ever had sex with his partner, indeed he had
never even seen her nude.
As they were both undressing, he looked up from taking off his
socks to notice that she did in fact have very large breasts. He said as
much to her, but the poor girl, who had always had a bit of a complex
about them, got very distraught. So much so that she sent him, blanket
in hand, to go and sleep in the corridor.
The man was pretty upset at this, but, not wishing to fuel her
anger further, did as he was told.
Just as he was getting off to sleep, another man came into the corridor
and joined him.
The first man asked the second why he was out there, to which the second
replied that he was also on his wedding night and had never had the
pleasure of seeing his new wife's body before either.
When she was undressing, he had complemented her on having a rather
large bum. She hadn't been impressed with his comment, and had ordered
him to go and sleep in the corridor.
It wasn't long before jilted honeymooner number three sulkily
sauntered along to join the other two.
"What's wrong with you?" asked the first. "Did you put your foot in
it as well?"
"No," replied the third, "but I bloody well could have..."