The Loony Bin
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Sun, 2 Feb 1997 00:54:36 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a tale of marital infidelity...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An elderly couple were approaching their 50th wedding anniversary. In
preparation, the husband went to the attic and brought down the box that
contained the wife's wedding dress and his wedding suit.
When he opened the box, as well as the clothes, he found three kernels
of corn and $50,000.
The man asked his wife about the extra items.
She said, "Well, every time I was unfaithful to you I put a kernel in
the box."
He thought about this for a few moments and said, "Honey, I forgive you
for your cheating, I love you too much to let this cloud our
celebration. But where did the money come from?"
She answered, "Every time I got a bushel of corn, I sold it."