Santa vs Sysadmin...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 8 Jan 1997 14:43:33 +0000


Hiya People...

I'm still clearing up some of the Christmas jokes that have come my way
over the festive season...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Santa is a Sys Admin:

I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system
administrators.  Consider:

 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you
    wanted are infinitesimal.

 3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he
    says, "Elves make it for me."

 5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

 6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all
    the work themselves.

 7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

 8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

 9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

 10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.