The Loony Bin
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Sun, 29 Dec 1996 05:10:06 +0000
Hiya Loonies... After a bit of an absence, Joke of the Day is back - still weekly as usual I believe... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Guide to Home Buying CHARMING - Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See "Cute," "Enchanting," and "Good Starter Home." MUCH POTENTIAL - Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. See "Ready to Rehab," and "Fixer Upper." UNIQUE CITY HOME - Used to be a warehouse. HI-TECH/CONTEMPORARY - Lots of steel shelving with little holes - the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement. DARING DESIGN - Still a warehouse. COMPLETELY UPDATED - Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa. SOPHISTICATED - Black walls and no windows. See "Architect's Delight." ONE-OF-A-KIND - Ugly as sin. BRILLIANT CONCEPT - Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See "Makes Dramatic Statement." UPPER PRICE BRACKET - If you have to ask . . . YOU'LL LOVE IT - No, you won't. MUST SEE TO BELIEVE - An absolutely accurate statement.