Overweight...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 29 Dec 1996 05:09:13 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's a story about losing weight...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him in a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.  The next time I see you, you'll have lost
at least 5 pounds."

When Mr Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. 

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?" 

Mr Lee nodded.  "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."