The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:39 +0000
Hiya Folks... Here's a comparison of telephones and men... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Why telephones are better than men........ - you can upgrade them - they never say, "I only read Playboy for the articles." - you can replace their parts - they don't mind if you brag about their quick performance to your friends - they don't brag about how big their base unit is - you can use them in front of your friends - once you've used one, you know how to use them all - they don't compare you to other women who have held them - they don't adjust themselves in public - you can touch them wherever you want and immediately get the desired results - you can share them with your friends - you don't have to wear lingerie to turn them on - they don't whine like babies when you take them shopping - they don't try to take advantage of you - they don't mind when you talk to other men - you can always recharge their batteries - they always welcome your mother's voice - you can get on one as soon as you get off another - they don't get bent out of shape if ther are other phones in the house - you can buy ones with bigger attachments - they don't call you by the wrong name - you can fool around with them in any number of positions - you can swap your old model in - they can last a long time - size really doesn't matter