Telephones vs Men...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 22 Dec 1996 22:01:39 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's a comparison of telephones and men...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  Why telephones are better than men........

- you can upgrade them

- they never say, "I only read Playboy for the articles."

- you can replace their parts

- they don't mind if you brag about their quick performance to your 
   friends

- they don't brag about how big their base unit is

- you can use them in front of your friends

- once you've used one, you know how to use them all

- they don't compare you to other women who have held them

- they don't adjust themselves in public

- you can touch them wherever you want and immediately get the desired
   results

- you can share them with your friends

- you don't have to wear lingerie to turn them on

- they don't whine like babies when you take them shopping

- they don't try to take advantage of you

- they don't mind when you talk to other men

- you can always recharge their batteries

- they always welcome your mother's voice

- you can get on one as soon as you get off another

- they don't get bent out of shape if ther are other phones in the house

- you can buy ones with bigger attachments

- they don't call you by the wrong name

- you can fool around with them in any number of positions

- you can swap your old model in

- they can last a long time

- size really doesn't matter