The Loony Bin
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Sat, 21 Dec 1996 03:54:07 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Vaughn Palmer, who I suspect is one of the many people now reading the
list archives, sent in a few more strange marriages for us...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
If Frank Sinatra married Albert Einstein, div, married Eddie Munster
would he be FRANK EINSTEIN MUNSTER?
If Ulysses S. Grant m. Abba Eban, div, m. Irene Dunne, div, m.
Sandra Dee, div, m. Warren Moon, div, m. Marge Schott, would
he be U. S. EBAN DEE MOON SCHOTT?
If Nancy Lopez m. Fred Couples, div, m. Katerina Witt, div,
m. Ray Knight, div, m. John Daly would she be
NANCY COUPLES WITT KNIGHT DALY?
If Howie Mandel m. Howdy Doody, div, m. Buddy Rich, div, m.
the great Gatsby, would he be HOW. DOODY RICH GATSBY?
If Yoko Ono m. John Candy, div, m. Beverly Boys, div, m.
William Tyler Polk, div, m. Mary Ure, div, m. Edith Head,
div, m. Dean Witter, div, m. Courtney Cox would she be
Y. CANDY BOYS POLK URE HEAD WITTER COX?
If Mother Theresa m. Diane Sawyer, div, m. Artie Johnson,
div, m. Boris Shrivilep, div, m. Yuri Andropov, would
she be MOTHER SAWYER JOHNSON SHRIVILEP ANDROPOV?