Miracle...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 12 Dec 1996 00:23:03 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's the story of a miracle baby for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A woman starts dating a doctor.  Before too long, she becomes pregnant
and they don't know what to do.  

About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth,
a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated
on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. 

"It's worth a try," he says.  

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.  

After the operation he goes in to the priest  and says, "Father, you're
not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest.  "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor.  "It's a miracle! Here's
your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his
son the truth.  

One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell
you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" 

The priest replies, "I'm your mother.  The archbishop is your father."