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Mon, 9 Dec 1996 01:05:39 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here are some tales about cheating...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FIREMAN'S UNIFORM
Police officer Michael Fenwick was scheduled for all-night duty at the
8th District station. He was relieved of duty early, and arrived home
four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 a.m. Not wanting to wake his luscious
wife Camille, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and
started to climb into bed. Camille sleepily sat up and said, "Mike,
dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store next block and
get me some extra strength Tylenol; I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he
crawled back into his uniform and ran out of the house to the drug
store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise. "Say,"
said the druggist, "aren't you officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"
"Yes, I am," said Fenwick.
"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the fire chief's
uniform?"
Bob F <bfinlay@pathcom.com>
THE THRILL IS GONE
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Alan told his friend Don.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Don
suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, these are the '90s, Alan. Go ahead and tell her about it!"
So Alan went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us
closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that - it never worked."
Gerald W. Parks