Ferry...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 5 Dec 1996 22:16:06 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's a ferry story for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


                   ANY PORT IN A STORM.

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the sea. When she went down to the docks,
a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her.

He said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to America in the
morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good
care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl sniffed and nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
>From then on, every night he brought her some sandwiches and pieces of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the
captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of your sailors," she explained. "He's
taking me to America, and in return I'm letting him screw me."

"You certainly are." replied the Captain. "This is the Isle of Wight
Ferry !"