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Thu, 5 Dec 1996 22:15:42 +0000
Hiya People...
For a change here's a story from Hell...sent in by Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man dies and goes to hell.
He sees two lines marching towards a wall some distance away. He gets on
the end of the first line and asks what this line is.
The person in front answers, "This is the capitalist line to hell. When
you go through the portal, your body with be cut to pieces with sharp
knives, then the remaining pieces will be boiled in hot oil.
The man shudders and marches over to the other line. He asks what this
line is.
The person in front answers, "It is the Communist line to hell. It is
much better than the capitalist line.
"Why?" the man asks.
"In this line," the person answers, "You go through the portal, your
body will be cut to pieces with sharp knives, then the remaining pieces
will be boiled in hot oil."
"But," sputters the man, "That is exactly what happens in the capitalist
line!!!!"
"Ah," the person in front says trimumphantly, "In the communist line, we
run out of knives, run out of oil..."