Word 6.6.6...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 4 Dec 1996 02:58:26 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's another one from Dragon...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The Coming of Word 6.6.6

News Flash!

Word 6.6.6 Coming Soon! If you're unhappy with Word 6, be patient! A new
version of Word 6 is in the works which should take the world by storm.
New programmers have been hired - including the creative programmers of
SATAN security software - to bring you Word 6.6.6, which you will like
and love, even worship - or else. Packed with so many powerful new
features and tools that it can boast of "power beyond anything in this
world," the new program is expected to require 600 Mb of disk space and
at least 66 Mb of RAM for optimum performance.

Though the software, currently code-named "The Beast," won't be
available until just before the year 2000, Microsoft is already planning
a unique customer service strategy. Registered users will receive a
lifetime serial number for technical support and access to the Microsoft
Global Network. This serial number will be microetched with painless
laser surgery onto each user's forehead, barely visible to the human eye
but easily scanned by computer. "Who could ever have predicted such a
thing?" beamed the team manager in a recent interview. "A new computer
world order will be upon us. We can hardly wait."

Highly placed sources in Microsoft say that the computer community
should begin preparing now to ensure that their computers are optimized
ahead of time. "Make the sacrifice now to be ready for the Beast, or
you'll be left behind. The last thing we want is to have future
customers feel that they've been burned."